don't blame me

  • A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
  • Normal person:Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
  • Me:DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
  • A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
  • Normal person:Oh! This is handy!
  • Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
  • A DRUM BEAT
  • Normal person:This is catchy, I like it.
  • Me:WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
  • SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
  • Normal person:You think you're so funny. Stop it.
  • Me:DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
  • A VAN GOGH PAINTING
  • Normal person:That's extremely beautiful.
  • Me:cries
  • TWO SHADOWS
  • Normal person:Now, this is awesome!
  • Me:I'M GONNA DIE
  • SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
  • Normal person:Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
  • Me:OH FUCK
  • STONEHENGE
  • Normal person:What an amazing historical site!
  • Me:HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
  • A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
  • Normal person:walks past it without noticing it
  • Me:HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE